I'm Logan. I like to think I'm a fascinating individual. I'm writing this from a pallet on the floor of New York City's only LGBTQ-exclusive shelter. I'm a skinny glutton and I gladly accept donations of Whopper Juniors and Auntie Anne's pretzels.
G’morning.
January 3rd, 2010 by Logan received 18 Comments »Hello there. You are now eligible for a front-row seat to the show that is My Life.
If you choose to decline, I will be a very sad panda. But! a forgiving one. So you may return any time you like, even if you shunned Me because I’m a WordPress and personal-website n00b.
Actually, I’m hoping you find My n00bishness amusing. That’s a bit of the point. I’m learning WordPress and the ins and outs of having My own domain a little bit at a time, day by day, book by book, other-person’s-successful-blog by other-person’s-successful-blog. And meanwhile, I’m ranting and raving about My very exciting life as comic relief. So you get to laugh at Me on a couple of levels. Doesn’t that just beat all?
So, who am I (besides a masochist)?
I’m a slightly-nerdy, asexual, transgendered male who still falls under the ‘youth’ category even though I can buy alcohol without getting arrested. I am a graduate of both MySpace & Facebook High and am quite familiar with the social networking systems — enough, in fact, that I’m hoping to start a miniature one of My own under another domain that will be unveiled once I write up My plan of action and start, well, acting on it. I love the Internet only a little more than I love food. And I’m a voracious learner — except I’m too impatient to spend too much time gathering information before I actually just dive in and hope for the best. Hence why I skipped the (quite informative) paperback WordPress guides and just downloaded the damn thing with crossed fingers while bookmarking the WordPress Codex for frequent reference.
I’m also quite fond of talking about Myself, which is why the first thing I built was this — a personal blog, all about Me and My exploits in this not-so-fair City of New York. I hope to regale you with tales of My subway adventures, My drop-in center hijinks, and My neverending search for The Meaning Of Life. (My latest theory is that TMOL is actually… $1 double cheeseburgers.) I also hope to pepper these tales with photos, because as the Internet adage goes: “Pics or it didn’t happen.” And then! there will be the random ramblings about things that have nothing to do with the above — like My musings on the names of grocery stores in different parts of the United States. (I mean, seriously. Piggly Wiggly?! I’ll take A&P any day.)
And while I do all this, dear reader, all I ask is that you join Me while sitting on your couches or your beds or in your dreary office cubicles on that squeaky swivel chair. You don’t have to move, or pay admission, or walk up flights of stairs, or perform dirty deeds. All you have to do is listen with your eyes as I ramble on and on about nothing. It’s like watching ‘Seinfeld’ but with better hair! (Or… no hair, that is. Ahem.)
Now, America (and beyond), is that so hard? 
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Holy shit!!!! ….seems I don’t know you as well as I thought.
Where can I send BK coupons?
Lovely blog
@Donya – LOL, I get that a lot.
I’ll send you My mailing address, haha. :p
I apparently don’t know you much at all anymore it seems. Its all good. The new you is just as cool…if not more…then the old you it seems.
Hmmm??,you may well be slightly nerdy and asexual,however,I don’t believe you really are a transgender candidate,could be that you are just tired of being rejected by males?,or tired of not being able to have the ones YOU choose.By the way,I’m not a grammar nazi,so if there is anything about the way I write which offends your delicate sensibilites…well,you’ll just have to deal with it.
So,it’s all good presenting as male,using the male facilities etc but please don’t do anything drastic or without some SERIOUS consideration in regard to hormones etc, as it does seem that you do things without thinking them through.It’s one thing to up stix and give up your apt.,quite another to start messing around with body on a whim.
Just think it through.
However, if it’s all an elaborate ruse so that you can be housed in a LBQT shelter,then fair enough.
Needs must.
@Synie; We don’t hang out enough, remember?
@Sunny; I am quite aware of who I am, and what My goals are in regards to transitioning, but thanks for the comment?
Yeah, we’ve definitely got to work on that hanging out more thing.
Well one only need to take a cursory glance at your myriad surveys to get a sense of who you are.
Let’s see-Love father,indifferent to mother,indifferent to the rest of family,anal-retentive about grammar,hate everything black,even though you are black,worships everything Nordic/Celtic,irritated by couples,irritated by friends,irritated by everyone,gets vexed(internally)when the man you desire isn’t remotely interested in you,likes to beat everyone to death with your ‘intellectual superiority’(because that’s the one thing you believe you can cling to),hates the cold,hates New York,was abused,loves the internet,loves food,was a vegan,not a vegan,eviscerates anyone who eats meat,then chows down on all manner of nasty fast food,doesn’t enjoy being super-skinny,self-harmed,likes piercings,likes tats,does things without thinking them through,doesn’t like children but will maybe have ONE,doesn’t believe in god,hates smoking,hates drugs,likes ginger-ale,Guinness & water,likes surveys,likes drums,loves guitar,loves Pearl Jam,Dream Theater,Steve Vai,James LaBrie….not necessarily in that order.
Which brings me to my next point,I wonder if by some freak set of circumstances if Steve Vai or James LaBrie actually declared their undying love to you,in say the last couple of months,if any of this transgender nonsense would have come up??…..or any rock musician with the right hair,for that matter,lol.
So now you’re asexual…or are you??,maybe this is just a euphemism for not having access to the males you desire,there are REAL asexuals out there,don’t believe you are one of them.
But like I said,this could all be an elaborate ruse,or maybe you are doing research for a book,whichever the case,good luck.
So remember YOU put yourself out there and attention is what you desire,/crave,now you have some,so expect to draw all manner of critique and comment,mine will be mild compared to some.
@Sunny; Gotcha. Thanks for your in-depth case study.
You’re welcome!,however,it was not a case study.Just observations.
If I were to do a real case study….well,I don’t believe there is enough bandwidth….
However,I’m sure your penchant for sarcasm and being dismissive will stand you in good stead and bring you everything you desire.It’s worked brilliantly thus far.:)
Well, that was an interesting read, Rev, some things I didn;t know about you there, some that I did, but, that was stuff you presented, so, yeah, lol. Hey, you gotta let me know when’s the next time we can hangout. Either you can come over to the house, or, if you’re allowed visitors, I can roll through
@Necro; Allowed visitors? It’s a shelter LOL. Anyway, well, I’ll see. I’m a little burnt out on social interaction since I’m around people almost all day.
Rev, I used to do security at a few shelters, I know how it is, lol, depends on their protocal, I guess :p
@Necro; Even so, why would I want someone to come visit Me at a /shelter/? Maybe it’s just Me, but that’s not exactly the best environment for socialization.
LOL I got what you mean :p
Oh wow.
So many new things learned from my hiatus from people.
And Random is what makes the world go round.
can you diig eet!?
^ I’mma shoot you. xD
*shoots*
Too late =P
[healing factor pwnage.] [shoots Betty.] HA!!!